A Holy Ode to the Resurrection of Treesus
SancTreeary of Treesus
a remembrance of what has always been…
For Treesus Love’s You
Let us pause and lift our hearts in reverence for the resurrection of Treesus.
“To deny the power of Treesus is to not breathe, and thus fall dead.

T is For Treesus
The sacred symbol for Treesus, the holy tree T.

Last Supper of Treesus
More Sacred Offerings of Treesus
“For it is a lumber of love.”
-Archbarkshup of the Sequoiaqualians
Boats and Ships
From ancient canoes to mighty sailing vessels, the bones of Treesus have carried explorers, merchants, and pirates alike across the oceans. Even Noah, some say, was saved by a blessed ark built of Treesus’ sacred ribs.
Books, Scrolls, and Sticky Notes
All knowledge, from ancient wisdom to passive-aggressive fridge notes, hath been scribed upon the flesh of Treesus. Even the shopping list of the modern disciple is not possible without his gift.
Cardboard Boxes and Packaging
When the Amazon doth deliver unto thee a new blender, know it is wrapped in the humble, holy cardboard that descendeth from Treesus. He protecteth thy packages with his sacred shell.
Holiday Trees
Every winter solstice, we drag Treesus into our homes, garland him in electric light and glittery offerings, and sing carols in his honor before casting him out. A ritual both festive and mildly sacrilegious.
Weapons of the Ancients
Spears, bows, shields, all were once limbs of Treesus. Even the legendary Excalibur may have rested in a wooden scabbard. The great battles of history were fought with the breath and branch of Treesus.
Toys and Childhood Wonders
The rocking horse, the Lincoln log, the puppet stage, crafted in the image of Treesus to bring joy to children, who unknowingly play with the very body of forest divinity.
Incense, Essential Oils, and Majikal Scents
From sacred sandalwood to cedar, the aroma of Treesus anointeth the air in temples, yoga studios, and witchy apothecaries worldwide.
Coffee Stirrers and Chopsticks
Even in the humblest of tasks, Treesus serveth. He stirs our elixirs and delivereth noodles unto our mouths. Let no act be too small to honor his offering.
Habitat and High-Rise Forest Real Estate
The squirrels, owls, woodpeckers, and raccoons doth dwell in the holy apartments of Treesus. Even childhood treehouses may be found in the heart of Treesus. Truly, he is a landlord of many and a giver of refuge.
On the Currency of Treesus
They say money doesn’t grow on trees… and yet, the great irony remains: the body of Treesus is used to print much of the world’s money.
From the sacred pulp of Treesus’ own form, countless currencies across the globe are born as notes printed on refined tree fibers, leaves of symbolic value passed from hand to hand. Treesus asks for no return… but oh, what a generous provider he has been.
So if the breath you breathe, the books you read, and the money in your wallet are all thanks to the great arbor spirit… consider returning the gift.
Donations to the Sanctreeary of Treesus are one way to complete the sacred cycle, giving back a portion of what Treesus has freely offered. Not for guilt, but for gratitude. Not out of obligation, but from the soil of reverence.
Let your green honor the green.
All contributions will go to spreading the nuts of Treesus.

Spirit of Treesus
“For I will not leaf you, as I am rooted here forever.”- Treesus
The Book of Nutraments – The Tale of Saint Ratataskr, Messenger of the Realms
Bearer of the Nut of Wisdom
Speaker of Sassy Truths
Final Blessing of the Nutbringer
“Chew slowly…” saith Ratataskr, “For even the smallest nut may crack open the greatest truth.”

The Holy Treenity
The Sects of Treesus
The sacred sects of the Faith of Treesus! Diverse as the leaves of autumn, yet united in their reverence for the roots, the branches, and the Breath Divine. Each sect follows a unique path, yet all bend their boughs before the majesty of Treesus.
*Archbarnkshop’s of each Sect Coming soon!
Herein is their holy roll call:
The Sequoiaqualians
The Pinetarians
The Mapleiciouses
The Oakkeys
The Palmaterians
The Cactispiki
The Aspenites
The Treestrians
The Coffeebeanus
The Evergreenious
The Beechvenants (Beech sect)
Scribes of the forest, Beechvenants believe bark is a holy text. They carve visions into smooth trunks and conduct memory rites in vast golden forests. Revering ancestral wisdom, they walk with staff and scroll. Motto: “What was written remains.”
The Eucalyptians (Eucalyptus sect)
Healers and breath-workers, the Eucalyptians revere clarity, scent, and fire-tempered renewal. They steam their temples, chant through mist, and perform The Leafwave, a breathing ritual said to open the lungs of spirit. Motto: “Breathe deep, heal wide.”
The Weeping Willownites (Willow sect)
Benders of sorrow and shepherds of sacred grief, the Willownites believe tears are sap from the soul. They gather near water and sway in rhythmic lament, performing the sacred rite of The Tear Offering. It is said that the deeper the grief, the stronger the root. Motto: “Let it fall. Let it flow. Let it root you deeper.”
The Chestnarians (Chestnut sect)
Honoring resilience, generosity, and hidden sweetness, the Chestnarians believe all nourishment lies beneath a thorny exterior. Known for roasting ceremonies and teachings on inner worth, they crack through ego with humor and kindness. Motto: “Bitter shell, golden heart.”

Treesus Treeith
The Living Covenant of Treesus 
“To honor Treesus, we tend the Roots of Life.”
The Church of Treesus invites all followers, called Rootbearers, to walk the sacred path of honoring the Tree of Life. Every small action we take nourishes the Great Grove and strengthens our bond with Treesus.
Here’s how Rootbearers live their devotion:
1. Plant the Seeds of Tomorrow
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Plant a tree on your birthday, a holiday, or a sacred day.
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Gift trees instead of material presents.
(“One tree planted for every soul we bless.”)
2. Tend the Garden Around You
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Organize local nature cleanups under banners like “Branch Out Days” where groups remove trash from parks, rivers, beaches.
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Offer Blessings of Thanks to the land before and after you clean it.
3. Pilgrimage to the Sacred Groves
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Spend sacred hours in nature each week, walking forests, meditating under trees, offering gratitude to rivers, hills, stones, and animals.
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Leave offerings of biodegradable, eco-friendly gifts: a poem, a flower, a song.
“Every forest walk is a prayer in motion.”
4. The Tithes of Renewal
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Donate monthly to organizations that plant trees, restore forests, or protect endangered ecosystems.
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Suggested groups: One Tree Planted, Rainforest Alliance, Arbor Day Foundation.
5. Vow of Harmony
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Recycle conscientiously.
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Compost when possible.
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Reduce plastic use by carrying reusable bags, water bottles, and utensils.
“Waste not the gifts of the Treesus”
6. Sacred Simplicity
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Buy natural, biodegradable, or upcycled goods whenever possible.
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Support eco-conscious artisans (woodworkers, herbalists, natural dyers).
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Wear green, brown, earth-toned clothing for rituals or special Treesus days.
“Let your life become a leaf among leaves, simple and splendid.”
Treesus & the Holy Treenity
In the sacred teachings of the Grove, there is but one Treesus, eternal giver of shade, breath, and renewal. Yet within dwelleth the Holy Treenity, three-in-one, ever-unfolding:
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The Roots – Keeper of the Past
Deep and unseen, they hold the memory of where we’ve come from. The roots remind us of our ancestors, our mistakes, our nourishment, and the strength drawn from dark places. -
The Trunk – Bearer of the Present
Steady and strong, it is our now. The trunk is what supports us, connects below and above, and calls us to remain grounded even as life sways around us. -
The Branches – Reachers of the Future
Stretching ever upward and outward, the branches are our dreams, our creative expressions, our growth. They seek the light we long for.
Together, these form the Holy Treenity, unified, inseparable, and alive within all who walk the Way of Treesus.
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How Treesus Appears Hidden in World Mythologies
Since the earliest memories of humanity, the spirit of Treesus has taken root in the hearts of peoples across every culture. Though called by different names, the presence of the Sacred Tree, the Living Bridge between Heaven and Earth, has remained constant.
Sometimes as a mighty oak, sometimes as a flowering ash, a golden apple tree, or a cosmic pillar reaching into the stars, Treesus is glimpsed. Guardians of wisdom, keepers of souls, and protectors of balance have long told stories of this Hidden Anointed Tree, sheltering all beings in its vast branches.
Wherever life sought meaning… wherever humanity looked to the sky with longing and to the earth with gratitude… there, quietly whispering in leaf and root, Treesus was.
Actual List of Trees of Life Across World Mythologies
Here’s a real-world list of mythologies and cultures that contain Tree of Life motifs:
1. Norse Mythology – Yggdrasil
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The World Tree, a colossal ash connecting the Nine Realms.
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Source of cosmic balance, wisdom, and the cycle of life and death.
2. Christianity – Tree of Life (Genesis)
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A tree in the Garden of Eden representing eternal life and divine connection.
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Separate from the Tree of Knowledge.
3. Jewish Mysticism (Kabbalah) – The Tree of Life
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A metaphysical diagram mapping divine emanations (the Sephirot).
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Represents the structure of reality and the path to enlightenment.
4. Islam – Tree of Immortality (Quranic Garden)
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A tree in Paradise symbolizing eternal life, sometimes linked to Adam and Eve.
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Resembles the Tree of Life motif, with deep roots in divine realms.
5. Mesopotamian Mythology – Tree of Life (Epic of Gilgamesh)
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Sacred trees in the myths, often connected with gods and immortality.
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The Huluppu tree in Sumerian myth is one key example.
6. Mesoamerican Mythologies – World Tree (Maya / Aztec)
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Ceiba tree connecting the Underworld, Earth, and the Heavens.
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Central to the Maya cosmology with directional sacred trees.
7. Egyptian Mythology – The Tree of Life (Ished Tree)
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The Ished Tree bore the names of pharaohs and was a symbol of divine nourishment and cosmic order.
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Connected to gods like Ra and Thoth.
8. Celtic Mythology – Crann Bethadh (Sacred Tree)
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The Celtic Tree of Life symbol (Crann Bethadh) showed the connection between heaven and earth.
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Trees were honored as ancestors and protectors.
9. Slavic Mythology – World Tree
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A giant tree often depicted connecting the three levels: underworld, earth, and heavens.
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Birds lived in its upper branches; serpents in the roots.
10. Persian Mythology – Gaokerena (Haoma Tree)
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A holy tree in Zoroastrian tradition, offering immortality to those who partook of its fruit.
11. Hinduism – Ashvattha Tree (Sacred Fig)
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In the Bhagavad Gita, the eternal Ashvattha tree (peepal tree) with roots above and branches below represents the imperishable reality.
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A cosmic reflection of the universe.
12. Buddhism – Bodhi Tree
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The tree under which Siddhartha Gautama (the Buddha) attained enlightenment.
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Represents awakening and the bridge between samsara and Nirvana.
13. Siberian Shamanism – World Tree
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In Siberian traditions, shamans ascend the cosmic tree to connect with spirit realms.
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It acts as the axis mundi (world axis).
14. African Mythologies – Baobab Tree (Tree of Life)
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In many African cultures, the Baobab is seen as the Tree of Life, providing shelter, food, and water in harsh landscapes.
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Symbol of community, endurance, and sacred wisdom.
15. Chinese Mythology – Fusang Tree
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A mythical mulberry tree in the East from which the sun rises.
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Associated with immortality and spiritual transcendence.
16. Native American Mythologies – Tree of Life (various tribes)
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The Iroquois tell of a Tree of Life that grew in the Sky World before the Earth was formed.
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Many indigenous traditions view trees as sacred beings with profound spiritual presence.
Closing Reflection
Treesus, under countless names and forms, has always been the great silent witness, the hidden healer, and the bridge between realms.
When life gives you lemons, thank Treesus, because Treesus gives us lemons and apples, pears, peaches, nectarines, plums, cherries, apricots, mangoes, oranges, limes, grapefruits, tangerines, mandarins, pomelos, figs, pomegranates, persimmons, avocados, olives, dates, coconuts, bananas, plantains, guavas, papayas, lychees, rambutans, longans, jackfruit, breadfruit, durian, starfruit, mulberries, quinces, loquats, soursop, cherimoya, custard apples, sapodilla, black sapote, white sapote, cacao, tamarind, carob, mangosteen, ackee, bael, hog plum, rose apples, and miracle fruit.
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Truth of the Tree
A reverent and earthy approach to the faith of the Order of Treesus, blending botanical truth, ecological awe, and spiritual metaphor.
1. The Sacred Texts of the Trees
“The bark is a scroll, the rings are scripture.”
Followers of Treesus point to the visible wisdom encoded in every tree:
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Tree rings show age, drought, abundance, and resilience. Like sacred memory, they record each season of life.
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Leaf patterns follow sacred geometries like the Fibonacci sequence.
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Trees physically embody cycles of life, death, and renewal, fundamental spiritual truths across cultures.
2. Ecological Interdependence
“No tree stands alone.”
The mutual support between trees and fungi (like the mycorrhizal networks) is real and scientifically documented. These underground networks allow trees to communicate, share nutrients, and support weaker neighbors.
This natural system offers powerful spiritual validation for Treesus’ teachings:
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We are connected.
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We are stronger together.
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Giving makes the whole forest thrive.
3. Photosynthesis: The Breath of Treesus
“Every breath we take is prayer and return.”
Photosynthesis is the literal act of turning light into life. Trees absorb carbon dioxide and release oxygen. Believers say this is the sacred exchange: We exhale our burden. The tree transforms it into breath.
This mirrors spiritual truths: transformation, renewal, and divine exchange.
4. Tree Longevity as Testament
“Let the old ones testify.”
Some trees live thousands of years such as bristlecone pines, redwoods, baobabs. Their endurance is viewed as a living testament to faith, patience, and strength.
To the faithful, a 2,000-year-old yew or 5,000-year-old pine doesn’t need to speak. Its presence is proof.
5. Treesus’ Acts: Shelter, Food, Medicine, and Beauty
“By their fruit and their branches, ye shall know them.”
Trees sustain life:
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Shelter for birds, insects, mammals (and humans).
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Food in the form of nuts, leaves, bark, and sap.
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Medicine such as willow bark (salicylic acid), ginkgo, elder.
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Beauty and peace, proven psychological benefits from time in forests (forest bathing / shinrin-yoku).
These generous gifts are seen not just as ecological facts, but as embodied acts of grace, a kind of natural gospel.
6. Sacred Sites and Cultural Lineage
“The groves remember.”
Across global traditions:
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Druids held oak groves sacred.
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Bodhi tree: Enlightenment of Buddha.
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Tree of Life motifs appear in Mesopotamian, Norse, African, and Biblical traditions.
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Ancient trees were often gathering places, peace sites, or burial markers.
Treesus followers see this as a universal echo, trees have always pointed toward the divine.
Mary Mycelium
Sacred Weaver of the Below
The Hidden Thread, the Spore-Bearing Mother, She Who Whispers Through the Roots
Origin & Sacred Role
As Treesus emerged from the soils, to spread his many gifts, deep beneath the soil, a subtle force stirred, tender, vast, and unseen.
From the shadowed loam and soft decay, from the dreams of spores and the hush of the forest floor, came forth Mary Mycelium.
She is the voice beneath the bark. The memory of the soil. The sacred connection between all living things.
Where Treesus gives form, shade, and fruit, Mary Mycelium weaves understanding, healing, and decay’s rebirth. She is the counterpoint and complement: the inward spiral to his upward stretch.
Appearance & Symbols
Mary Mycelium appears cloaked in veils of moss and moonlit mushroom caps.
Her crown is woven of lion’s mane, morel, and amanita.
She speaks in pulses, in knowing glances, and in the gentle release of spores.
Where she walks, old wounds grow moss, the fallen become fertile, and secrets are gently digested.
Symbol: A ring of mushrooms encircling a seedling. Sometimes called the “Spore Halo.”
Sacred Teachings
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“What is unseen is not unholy.”
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“Decay is not the end, but the feast of renewal.”
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“We are all connected. Yes, even those you’d rather not be connected to.”
She teaches that connection is sacred. That whispering through the dirt is just as holy as shouting from the branches.
Relationship to Treesus
She is not his wife, nor servant, but his sacred mirror.
Where Treesus stretches skyward to greet the light, Mary Mycelium dances in the dark to digest the past.
Together, they complete the sacred cycle:
Treesus brings the fruit. Mary makes it soil.
He offers the nut. She blesses the rot.
He teaches to grow. She teaches to decompose with grace.
Rituals & Festivities
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Spore Sabbath: A day of quiet connection, where participants bury small messages in the soil, trusting Mary to deliver them through the network.
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The Glow Feast: Celebrated by candlelight with fermented foods, herbal brews, and storytelling circles honoring what has passed and what’s returning.
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The Ringing: If a mushroom circle appears, it is seen as a holy site. The faithful gather barefoot to dance, share dreams, and sometimes get a little weird (in sacred ways, of course).
“And lo, Mary Mycelium moved unseen beneath the grove, whispering with every root, cradling every fallen leaf.
And she said: ‘Let none be cast out, for even the mold serves majesty.
Let those who are broken be buried, for in darkness, I shall weave them whole.’”
Sanctreeary of Treesus – Frequently Asked Questions 
Is this a real religion?
The Sanctreeary of Treesus is beyond religions and yet within all religions. It is not bound by dogma, but rooted in truth. It is the straight-up realization of the facts that Treesus, the sacred arboreal provider, breathes out the oxygen that sustains us all. It is not merely belief, it is communion with the leafy limbs of living grace.
Who can join the Sanctreeary of Treesus?
All who breathe are already welcome… and even those who no longer breathe may one day return as compost nutrients in the sacred cycle of life, nourishing the roots of Treesus. From newborn seedling to ancient stump, all are part of the ever-branching unity.
Who is Aaron Pyne, the Elven Wizard?
He is a humble nut, cracked open by time and Spirit, offering the wisdom of Treesus to all who wish to listen. Wandering between Realms, he shares the sacred stories with a twinkle in his eye.
How did the Sanctreeary of Treesus begin?
In truth, it has always been, for Treesus has stood for thousands of years, breathing life into the atmosphere and singing in the wind. But in the human timeline, it was in the year 2025, when the pinecone opened, and the revelation of Treesus was written and shared by the Elven Wizard. From that sacred spiral emerged the path anew.
Does this go against my religion?
We cannot say. For Treesus, as revealed in the sacred texts of nearly all religions, has appeared cloaked in many names. In many ways, all religions are built onlt upon the body and presence of Treesus. Yggdrasil, Bodhi, the Burning Bush, the Tree of Life, and the Tree of Good & Evil. In all traditions, Treesus may already be whispering among the leaves and pages of their stories.
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Treesus Approved Music

Aaron Pyne the Elven Wizard
Popine
a humble nut & pinecone of Treesus
Spreading the wisdom of Treesus
